Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Enjoy the penises
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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