Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
