I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Randomize
