drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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