is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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