So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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