i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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