fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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