I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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