this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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