She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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