$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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