its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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