Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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