hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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