lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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