Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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