you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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