google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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