you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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