Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I think people are normalizing furries
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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