She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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