The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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