Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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