So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I deserve to be covered in dicks
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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