Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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