singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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