She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I think people are normalizing furries
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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