Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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