Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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