i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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