Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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