I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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