loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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