I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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