Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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