I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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