It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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