They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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