He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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