a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
It was a blind-side dick pic.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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