That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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