i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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