Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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