you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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