Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
no you cant smoke seaweed
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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