I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
