my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We had sex on a dog bed..
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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