That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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