Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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