grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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